Ocean on Line 3

We all thought it would be a good gag to tell him he had a telephone call waiting for him at the ocean. I guess he made it about thirty miles down the coast looking for a phone before the sun went down and the tide finally took him. A beachcomber sent this to us - it's the last picture ever taken of him. We're going to miss you, man. But shit, it was a pretty good bit of comedy.

sing a song of volcanoes

they're there for us; why aren't you there for them?

fox in the snow

not quite what Belle & Sebastian intended.

I see santa!

children know. they really do.

through the eye of the needle

bottles and age.

beware of robots

it will hurt you if it must.

take two

trying again. this had better work or heads will roll.